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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Drlppings Read. Refresh and try again. Brain Droppings Quotes Showing of But it’s really a bizarre activity. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. They had these people, you know? Cxrlin they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious.

They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of yeorge.

And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It’s there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: There’s no mystery, no one asks for money, I don’t have to dress up, and there’s no boring pageantry. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it.


I love dropplngs treasure individuals as Froppings meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn’t afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion.

Brain Droppings Quotes by George Carlin

Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.

Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there’s nothin’ like it. It’s carlih great feeling. Yeah, I know, you’re thinking. He’s just sayin’ that stuff. That’s exactly what I want you to think.

He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees. I enjoy describing how things are, I have no interest in how they ‘ought to be.

I sincerely believe that if you think there’s a solution, you’re part of the problem. America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don’t belong; it doesn’t include me, and it never has.


I think that speaks cxrlin itself. The less said about it the better. To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number.

Me, I’m still waitin’ for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn’t hurt ya, would he? In New York, most people don’t have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That’s why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car. And, of course, after that it’s just a small step to full-blown sociopath.

Brain Droppings Quotes

That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when ‘reasoning’ human beings think they have figured georte how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts.

God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, teorge to look healthier, make themselves sick.

Makes you wonder why there aren’t more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn’t it? I love it even when it’s not a movie. No, especially when it’s not a movie. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.